“NJOBVU CLAIMS HICHILEMA HAS A SPIRITUAL PROBLEM – SAYS ZAMBIANS NEED ‘HOLY’ ECONOMICS”

“NJOBVU CLAIMS HICHILEMA HAS A SPIRITUAL PROBLEM – SAYS ZAMBIANS NEED ‘HOLY’ ECONOMICS”

In a plot twist that could rival the wildest Zambian drama series, newly launched Democratic Union (DU) President Anthony Njobvu made his political debut with guns blazing—taking direct aim at President Hakainde Hichilema and his administration. Njobvu, who unveiled his party on Wednesday, accused the billionaire-economist-turned-President of either being completely incompetent or under a mysterious “spiritual attack.”

Yes, you heard it right. Njobvu, with a straight face and a fiery tone, suggested that the nation’s economic woes are not just the result of bad governance but possibly divine mischief. “How can someone so educated, so wealthy, and so experienced still fail like this? Unless there’s a spiritual problem, I don’t understand!” he declared, sending the audience into a mix of gasps and giggles.

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