ASTON MARTIN LANDS, INVESTIGATIONS ON STANDBY MODE?
The FOX Newspaper | Opinion
An Aston Martin has been spotted on Zambian soil, and as expected—before the engine even cools off—some folks are already polishing their magnifying glasses. Relax, detectives, we’re just assuming things here.
Let’s imagine a Zambia where each province proudly produced millionaires:
• Eastern Province: Tobacco kings in Mambwe exporting leaves fatter than bank accounts. The kind of wealth that makes Land Cruisers look like boda bodas.
• Kopala: Boys with stones (you know the ones) exporting shiny things that even Dubai would envy. Mansions popping up faster than potholes on the Kitwe roads.
• Southern Province: Cattle barons driving Bentleys, powered by herds of cash-producing cows with names like “Investor” and “Forex.”
• Western Province: Mukula billionaires who now invest in riverfront resorts and own boats that make Livingstone jealous.
• Lusaka: Youth running tech startups, making money off clicks, not cadres.
• Muchinga: Honey moguls building hives and homes at the same time.
In this Zambia, when someone drives in an Aston Martin, we don’t ask “how?”—we say “how can I learn?” We’d celebrate, not speculate.
But alas, we’re still in the Zambia where ambition must wear camouflage or it might get arrested for “looking successful without permission.”
So no, we’re not saying the owner is being investigated. We’re just saying some people are already dusting off their “source of income” forms—just in case. You know how our systems like to warm up before a race.
ASTON MARTIN LANDS, INVESTIGATIONS ON STANDBY MODE?
