Lusaka woman jumpstarts hubby’s instrument before making babies
A 43-YEAR-OLD woman of Lusaka’s Katuba compound has revealed in court how she suffered for 23 years in her marriage just to have four children with her husband whose manhood would go on a long break, each time the couple met to play adult games.
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Getrude Chinkanko said her husband, Africa Siatembo had extended her duties from being a wife to an intimate mechanic, as her job in 23 years was to jumpstart his instrument of power, which would drop faster than the Kwacha to the US dollar, each time she used her feminine power to keep it strong.
She said Siatembo has had performance issues from the onset of their marriage, adding that the four children the couple has were only by chance and the grace of God as his manhood would give up in the middle of their session, and before she could shout ‘apopene!’
But it was not Chikanko’s wish to leave her once upon soul mate naked in the entire courtroom. She was forced to reveal their matrimonial secret after her husband accused her of bewitching his manhood, preventing him from performing with his second wife.
It was revealed that Siatembo, despite being disadvantaged below the belt, relied on his two minutes power to marry another woman to see how his chalk could stand on the board, to teach another pupil a reproduction session.
The woman was his wife’s aunt whom he enrolled for the biological lesson and ended up marrying as a second wife.
But indeed, the grass is always greener on the other side as the second wife became shocked like a resident who has electricity for 24 hours uninterrupted from Zesco during this loadsheding.
She was disappointed after Siatembo failed to keep the biological pillar up and straight. This is when the husband snatcher believed the bemba proverb that “ing’anda baikumbwa umutenge” (a house is only admired from its roof).
“We have been on separation for 2 years now since he married my aunt. When he left, he even bought me summons because he and his pastor accused me of bewitching him because he could not have erections towards his new wife, but that is a problem which was there since I married him in 2001.”
“From the word go, he had performance issues. Even the children we had were by chance we had to struggle just for him to have an erection,” said Chikanko.
But Siatembo told the court that he managed to satisfy both his two wives after marrying the second one as he had on them on three days shifts for each every week, and that unlike Zesco, he followed his schedule.
He said the biggest problem that he had with Chikanko was that she loved using traditional medicine a lot, and that she started drinking alcohol in 2019.
But she also defended herself that on the one time that she used traditional medicine, she had taken him to seek help so that she could enjoy his manhood in peace, and for a longer duration but that his erection problem was still bigger than the ancestors.
“You are the one who forced me to start drinking alcohol because you were scared of sleeping with me. I would not ask for it when I am drunk. So you would bring beer to me and say drink so that I can rest as well,” she said.
In passing judgement, Magistrate Harriet Mulenga freed Chikanko from the marriage as she wished, and divorced the couple.
“Divorce granted no compensation awarded to either party, the house has been granted to plaintiff (Chikanko), car to be valued and proceeds shared equally while the court has granted the two parties joint custody of the children,” said Magistrate Mulenga…
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By Buumba Mwitumwa
Kalemba October 7, 2024
Lusaka woman jumpstarts hubby’s instrument before making babies
